Welcome back to The Sloan Show, and boy do we have a story that’s next level when it comes to strange celebrity behavior. If you thought you’d seen it all, think again. Lamar Odom, former NBA star and ex-husband of Khloé Kardashian, has taken his obsession with his ex to an extremely creepy new height. That’s right—Lamar has reportedly bought himself a Khloé Kardashian look-alike adult doll, and I’m not even sure where to begin with this one.

The Doll Drama: Lamar’s Creepy Purchase

According to TMZ, Lamar was spotted at the RealDoll facility in Las Vegas, a place known for making custom sex dolls, where he reportedly bought a doll designed to look like his ex-wife, Khloé Kardashian. Yes, you read that correctly: a doll, made to resemble Khloé, that Lamar can—well, do whatever he wants with. The obsession is real, people.

The doll was custom-made to have Khloé’s face, and Lamar, reportedly, had very specific features in mind. He wanted the doll to have Khloé’s curves, which he’s always admired. So, while the rest of us are trying to figure out life in 2024, Lamar is out here buying creepy, life-like replicas of his ex-wife to deal with whatever is going on in his mind.

TMZ’s report includes details from Lamar’s manager, who claims that Lamar first learned about these dolls through an article and immediately felt the need to own one. His manager, Gina, seems to think it’s all perfectly fine, but this is next-level obsessive, and it’s honestly hard to watch.

Why Is This So Creepy?

Now, I know everyone has their own preferences, but buying a life-like doll that looks like your ex-wife? That crosses a line into the unsettling territory. And this isn’t just some one-time slip-up or a weird gift; Lamar has reportedly been obsessed with Khloé since their relationship began back in 2009. They met at a party, and their chemistry was undeniable, leading to a whirlwind romance. But after years of ups and downs, including Lamar’s struggles with addiction, their marriage came to an end.

But it seems like Lamar’s obsession with Khloé never really went away. He’s been publicly fixated on her for years, and despite their separation, it’s like he can’t move on. Instead of focusing on healing, he’s using this doll as a replacement for his ex-wife—a troubling sign of emotional stagnation.

A History of Obsession

Lamar’s attachment to Khloé has always been a public spectacle. We saw it when he had his major personal breakdown in 2015, when he was found unconscious at a brothel in Nevada. After being placed in a coma, Khloé was there by his side, helping him through the recovery process, even though they were separated at the time. She showed an incredible amount of compassion, but Lamar’s behavior has been anything but healthy since then.

What’s even more troubling is that Lamar’s behavior doesn’t just stop with a doll—he’s publicly obsessed with Khloé in other ways too. He constantly talks about her in interviews and on social media, often lamenting about how he wishes things had turned out differently. But buying a life-size, look-alike doll of your ex? That’s an entirely different level of obsession.

What Does This Say About Lamar?

At the end of the day, it’s clear that Lamar is struggling with something deeper than just missing Khloé. There’s a serious emotional issue at play here, and buying a doll like this only highlights his inability to let go of the past. It’s one thing to have an ex you still think about, but it’s another to hold onto them so tightly that you try to recreate them in doll form.

This is a red flag, folks. And what’s even more disturbing is that no one around Lamar seems to be addressing it. His manager, Gina, has said he can “do whatever he wants” with the doll, but if someone truly cared about Lamar, wouldn’t they be encouraging him to move forward instead of feeding into this unhealthy fixation?

Khloé’s Reaction: What Does She Think?

While Khloé Kardashian has not publicly addressed Lamar’s creepy doll purchase, one can imagine that she’s not exactly thrilled with the idea of her ex-husband creating a life-like replica of her. Khloé has worked hard to move on from their marriage, and she’s found success, strength, and independence. To have Lamar obsess over her in this way is not just disrespectful—it’s unhealthy.

Khloé deserves someone who can move on, who isn’t stuck in the past, and who isn’t using creepy dolls as a coping mechanism. The whole situation just feels disrespectful to both Khloé and Lamar himself. He’s clearly stuck in a toxic loop, and it’s time for someone to help him break out of it.

Conclusion: Time for Lamar to Move On

At the end of the day, Lamar Odom’s purchase of a Khloé Kardashian look-alike sex doll is beyond strange. It’s a disturbing example of just how unhealthy his obsession with his ex-wife has become. He needs to move on, and fast. Holding on to the past in such an obsessive way isn’t doing him any favors, and it’s definitely not doing Khloé any favors either.

Lamar deserves to heal and find peace, but he can’t do that if he’s stuck in the past. The real question is: when will he finally let go?

Until then, we’ll be here, talking about the latest celebrity madness and hoping Lamar gets the help he needs. What do you think—creepy obsession, or just another odd phase for Lamar? Let me know in the comments.

And remember: it’s one thing to miss someone, but it’s another thing entirely to make a creepy doll of them and call it “moving on.”