The 2025 Golden Globe Awards brought glitz, glamour, and, of course, plenty of laughs, thanks to the razor-sharp wit of host Nikki Glaser. Known for her edgy comedy and no-holds-barred humor, Glaser didn’t hold back as she delivered a monologue that had the audience in stitches. From poking fun at Hollywood’s most famous faces to delivering biting commentary on the entertainment industry, Nikki’s jokes set the tone for the evening. Here are some of her best moments from the night:
On the Obsession with Hollywood Beauty Standards
Nikki Glaser wasted no time addressing the elephant in the room: the pressure to look perfect in Hollywood. “You know you’re in Hollywood when your ‘before’ photo is your ‘after’ photo,” she quipped, drawing laughter from the crowd. “I saw so many people tonight who look like they’ve been through more Botox than a haunted house.”
She didn’t stop there, teasing the red carpet arrivals by adding, “I mean, let’s be honest, some of you are more frozen than the Oscars’ box office.”
Joking About Celebrities’ Ever-Changing Personalities
Glaser is known for poking fun at celebrity personas, and she didn’t disappoint when it came to dissecting Hollywood’s ever-shifting trends. “It’s amazing how much you can change in a year,” Glaser said, referencing the public’s tendency to embrace or reject celebrities based on their current ‘vibe.’ “I love how one year you’re the talk of the town, and the next year you’re like, ‘I don’t know, I just like, you know… golf?’” She then added with a smirk, “I guess that’s the true Hollywood glow-up—getting a quiet hobby and avoiding the press.”
On Movie Remakes and Reboots
As Hollywood continues its love affair with reboots and remakes, Glaser wasn’t shy about calling it out. “Every time I turn around, they’re rebooting something!” she said. “At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if they reboot The Golden Globes next year. Like, sure, let’s get the cast of Friends to host, and have everyone drink out of solo cups.”
The audience roared with laughter, and Glaser wasn’t done yet: “Honestly, I’m just waiting for the Frozen remake where it’s just one person standing alone in a room… thinking deeply about their choices.”
A Nod to the Fashion Game
No Golden Globes would be complete without some fashion commentary, and Nikki didn’t disappoint when it came to the evening’s red carpet. “I’ve never seen so many people dressed like they’re about to attend an elite heist,” she said, poking fun at the high-fashion looks of the evening. “It’s like… ‘Is this a Chanel gown or are you going to steal my car?’ Either way, I’m impressed!”
She also had some words for the celebrities who take risks on the red carpet. “Some of you are wearing clothes that are just… statements. And that’s fine! Like, we get it, you’re edgy. But if I see another person wearing what looks like a pillowcase with buttons, I’m calling security!”
The Age-Old Hollywood Gossip
As always, Glaser didn’t shy away from addressing the juicy side of Hollywood—gossip. “Is it just me, or does every actor you meet seem to be dating someone new? In Hollywood, it’s like, ‘Oh, you’re dating that person now? Cool. I’m dating their cousin’s yoga instructor.’” Glaser joked, before adding, “I’m just waiting for one of you to date someone who works at a 7-Eleven. Just to keep us on our toes.”
On The Golden Globes’ Reputation
Nikki even took a playful jab at the Golden Globes’ own reputation. “We all know the Golden Globes are kind of like that wild friend you have who shows up late to the party, drinks too much, and maybe says some things you regret the next day—but we love them anyway,” she said, drawing a round of applause. “This is the only award show where you can go from winning a statue to a scandal faster than you can say, ‘Do you want to be in my Netflix special?'”
A Heartfelt Moment Amid the Jokes
While Nikki’s monologue was filled with comedic jabs and zingers, she also took a brief moment to express gratitude for the entertainment industry’s resilience, especially after the challenges of the past few years. “I know we’ve been through a lot, but tonight is a reminder that laughter truly is the best medicine. And if we can’t laugh at ourselves, what’s the point of any of this?”
The audience, full of celebrities who have often been the target of Glaser’s humor, gave her a warm round of applause in recognition of the heartfelt moment.
Conclusion: Nikki Glaser Nails the Golden Globes Monologue
Nikki Glaser’s 2025 Golden Globes monologue was a masterclass in balancing sharp wit with heartfelt moments. Her fearless humor set the tone for the night, reminding everyone why she’s one of the most sought-after comedians in Hollywood. Whether she was making fun of Hollywood beauty standards, poking fun at celebrity culture, or delivering jokes about reboots and red carpet fashion, Glaser’s jokes had the audience in stitches. It’s safe to say she made a lasting impression, and the Golden Globes 2025 will be remembered for her hilarious and memorable performance.
