The Funniest Greg Davies Moments on The Graham Norton Show
Greg Davies is known for his larger-than-life personality, sharp wit, and hilarious anecdotes, which he brings to The Graham Norton Show with unforgettable moments. Here’s a roundup of some of his funniest and most memorable moments on the talk show, showcasing why he’s one of the most beloved guests.
The Doctor’s “Bum” Incident
One of Greg’s funniest stories came during a discussion about an awkward trip to the doctor. Greg recounted how, as an adult, he went to see his family doctor with a rather personal issue: “there’s something wrong with my bum.” The way he described the visit had the audience in stitches. When Greg explained that his doctor casually suggested that everything might clear up on its own, Greg pushed for more reassurance. The doctor then bluntly responded, “You want me to put my finger up there, don’t you?” Greg’s discomfort and subsequent reactions had the whole room in fits of laughter, with Graham Norton himself being so amused that he even commented on Greg’s “direct” approach to the situation.
Greg’s Hilarious Teaching Career
Greg also shared some of his most amusing experiences from his brief teaching career. He spent six years working in the same school that he later filmed scenes for Man Down. When Graham asked if Greg ever enjoyed teaching, he was candid: “I’ve met some lovely people, but no, I didn’t enjoy it.” The best part, however, was when Greg revealed that he had been nominated for “Teacher of the Year” by one of his students, Gemma, who filled out a six-page form that was essentially blank except for one line: “He’s a well-good laugh and he don’t make us do no work.” Greg’s reaction to the absurdity of the nomination—coupled with his deadpan delivery—had the audience roaring with laughter.
The “Disabled” Moment with Ryan Gosling
Another gem came when Greg shared a story from a BBC party where a lady approached him and claimed that he “qualified” as disabled. The encounter left Greg in disbelief, but it became even more surreal when he was told that he could now apply for a disabled parking badge. The absurdity of the situation reached its peak when Greg jokingly said, “I won’t forget the day Ryan Gosling high-fived me because I’m officially disabled.” The humor was enhanced by his delivery—Greg managed to make even the oddest situation hilarious.
The Drunken Teacher on a School Trip
Greg also entertained the audience with a hilarious and slightly embarrassing story from his time as a teacher on a school trip to Paris. After a long day of supervising students, Greg and his colleagues got incredibly drunk. He then had to pretend to be sober when he was caught by students roaming the halls. One particular moment stands out when Greg had to confront students in their pajamas, while his colleague Tony—dressed only in boxer shorts and boots—came to the rescue. The image of Tony drunkenly shuffling around, trying to act sober, while Greg desperately tried to maintain some dignity, was one of the funniest moments of his Graham Norton Show appearances.
Greg’s “Romantic” Moment Gone Wrong
Greg also shared a personal (and very awkward) story about his attempt at romance. At 22, he had planned a romantic picnic in his parents’ garden for his girlfriend. Things were going well until his granddad unexpectedly walked around the corner—just as Greg and his girlfriend were in an intimate moment. What followed was a full 15 minutes of Greg’s granddad making polite conversation, completely unaware of the situation. Greg’s delivery of the story, filled with embarrassment and self-deprecation, had the entire audience laughing. “That was the day I gave up on romance,” Greg quipped, much to the audience’s amusement.
The High Heel Challenge
In one of the more playful moments on the show, Greg was challenged by Graham to a high-heel competition. The fun escalated when Greg, despite his towering height, had to attempt walking in high heels. The resulting struggle was hilarious, as Greg’s competitive side kicked in. The slapstick humor, combined with Greg’s complete lack of grace in the heels, was a perfect example of how he could turn any situation into comedy gold.
Greg’s Niece’s Honest Criticism
During one Graham Norton Show appearance, Greg shared a funny moment with his young nieces. The moment they saw him, one niece bluntly told him, “Uncle Greg, we’re not allowed to talk about your fat tummy anymore.” Not to be outdone, the younger niece quickly followed up with, “You are fat!” Greg’s genuine reaction to their honesty was priceless, showcasing the pure, unfiltered comedy that only young kids can bring.
The Golf Challenge
Greg also found himself in a lighthearted competitive moment when he was challenged to hit a golf ball. His antics, coupled with Graham’s play-by-play commentary, kept the energy high. The moment became even funnier when Greg attempted to show off his skills and failed miserably. As always, Greg’s unashamed nature and his willingness to laugh at himself made for a hilarious segment.
In every appearance on The Graham Norton Show, Greg Davies proves why he’s a comedy legend. His openness, self-deprecating humor, and unique storytelling style create a perfect mix for laughter. Whether he’s recounting awkward personal moments or engaging in friendly competition, Greg’s moments on the show never fail to entertain, leaving the audience—and Graham Norton—laughing uncontrollably.
